Lamborghini: The Edge of Hostility

by the Joseph A. Hazani | April 18, 2026

Oh that edge. That sharpy.   Why so anxious?   The need to strike. Hasn't it already been quenched?   You need more? What about....

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You’re not Jesus Captain Planet

by the Joseph A. Hazani | October 12, 2025

I never liked Captain Planet.   Like lame. *eyeroll*.   Some manufactured consent. Yuck.   And how he comes out of nowhere to defeat the evil doer. With all that hot air (#heh). And. Every. Single. Time.   Thwack (*imagine Pop Art Roy Lichtenstein comic....

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Staying the Hobbyist

by the Joseph A. Hazani | October 3, 2025

When to discover that the certainty of future, predestined, probabilities of error, or problem, occurs to capture undivided attention when the fate is physically, actually experienced? To focus on selling?   When to discover you need to be talking about your product. Like an average....

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Uhgg

by the Joseph A. Hazani | September 23, 2025

Ocean views ought to be valued higher than city views. It's the right thing.   It's taken me a bit of back and forthing. Why?    Natural beauty? Or judgment upon man's soul?   Like yikes! But to evaluate cosmic order? On the whole? Which is less damaged? More....

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‘Ted’ And Wittgenstein

by the Joseph A. Hazani | August 9, 2025

        Philosophy boils down to how to make humans move themselves - act - better.    You know when your shoe laces are tied right? So you have a standard of good.    Get passed jibber-jabber and following a dead....

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Avoiding the Homer-Mobile

by the Joseph A. Hazani | July 30, 2025

Design-risk.   What’s that even mean?    The abstraction of a probable good for other to partake in - benefit from - has a confrontation with the reality that there are blind spots in your head.    There always will be.   Plans....

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The Gnomery of Silicon Valley

by the Joseph A. Hazani | July 26, 2025

It’s not about appearances. That’s what I can tell you.    People do not flock to Northern California - technically the San Francisco Bay Area - for worldly appearances of looking best.    Fashion shows and runways are for else.   This is the residual of the....

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The Opportunity to Fail

by the Joseph A. Hazani | June 8, 2018

This past month there have been two exemplary instances of catastrophic embarrassments in professional sports. The first (of two in the game) came from goal keeper Karius of Liverpool FC: What a mistake from Karius as his throw gets blocked by Benzema and ends up in the back of the net!....

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Boy was I off

by the Joseph A. Hazani | January 19, 2018

I threw my hat into the ring that Amazon would choose Las Vegas for their second headquarters. My hat was blown away, flown into a wood chipper, minced and then incinerated into burnt ash which the wind mockingly blew away again.   It's down to 20 cities and not one of them is in....

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“Sometimes where you are is where you need to be”

by the Joseph A. Hazani | January 12, 2018

Happy New Year!   I invoked the title yesterday while my car was blockaded by a FedEx truck after having completed a successful business appointment. I was feeling anxious to leave, feeling trapped, but why? "Sometimes," as I told my associate who felt the same impediment, "where you are....

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